Save me. (at collingwood)
Shut up Rhythm Pad. You don’t tell ME to check my drum timing. #beenplayingdrumssincebeforeyouwereborn (at Thornbury)
Tropical Bloody Paradise.
#yarddutyagram (at collingwood)
I ordered one but they brought two. The waitress looked in awe and a little frightened of my power as I smashed them in a minute. Then I just walked away. #lowlands #coolcustomer #havingtostopandpaykindaruinedmywholebadassvibe (at Lowlands)
The angel as she slept, post breakup tears all night long. I hope she finds what she’s looking for out there…
Freshness. #dreamsoflivinglifelikerappersdo
#backwhencondomwrapperswasn’tcool #yabish (at Collingwood)
Just found this on a student folder from a couple of years ago. I’m fine with being called an idiot but it’s a bit unsettling that this kid viewed himself as a weird legless crocodile that ate other kids who were just trying to play basketball.
(at Collingwood College)
Tonight Melbourne!
Daughter/Dad Movie Night. She’s gonna hear all about how I modelled myself on Michael J Fox. Yep. #smallfunnyguys
Totally legit. The floor of Damien’s car at 12:30am.
#highbrowfriend #partylikeanintellectual #nofilter #thebonscotts #proofthatsomepeoplestillhavelongattentionspansdespitesocialmedia (at Wesley Anne)
See, listen to good rap and you start earning like a rapper. #smallmansyndromeisonhisway #gonnabuymeanicesetofwheels #raplotto
Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes. #thanksdaditwasawesome #butwherewaschevychase?
