This girl. That sound. That VOICE. Soak it up.
She made delicious crumble but was too shy for the camera. Naww!! #applecrumble #kid (Taken with GifBoom)
listen to me
paris hilton’s BOYFRIEND released a SEX TAPE featuring her and everyone made jokes about it FOR YEARS AND YEARS you STILL see jokes being made about it on tumblr TODAY
a woman filmed a video of justin bieber SLEEPING FULLY CLOTHED for 15 SECONDS and you’re all saying how “invasive and rude” it was and how she’s a “horrible person”
please check your internalized misogyny at the door bc i am not here for it.
There will be dried shit smears on the back of the toilet seat. You’ll have to either wipe it off or put some paper over it. When you’re done, you’ll look at the world a little suspiciously for the next 5 minutes or so. Searching the serious faces of calm and collectedness, professionality and maturity, knowing that one of them can’t wipe their butt properly.